Friday, May 18, 2007

Top 10 reasons why ur drink doesnt taste so good nowadys!!!

Parameter

Then- (MBA Days)

Now- (Bby Days)

Drink

Fosters/Kingfisher

Fosters/Kingfisher

Tastes Like

Heineken/Corona

Foster/Kingfisher…what else??

In the company of

Friends, starts from 2-3, goes up-to 10-15

Occasionally friends (starts with 3-4, ends with 1-2), acquaintances, clients, and colleagues (yawn….)

Presence of Females (with you, duffer)

Non Existent

Non Existent and more so eying hot females around makes u feel all the more shitty.

Location

Open air (outside mess/terrace) beneath starry skies

Cramped pubs/apartments

Frequency of drinking

Mathematically, frequency cannot exist in a continuous function

Strictly weekends or if the client is not a pain in the wrong place, occasionally on weekdays

Topic of discussion

Outlandish bizarre conversation

Crib (boss, bonus, colleagues, job, etc etc) OR ELSE

Aur batao..kya chal raha hai?

Typical response to “Chal, ek ek marte hain”

Any time boss

Sorry yaar:

Biwi ghar pe hai

Bahut Kaam hai

Kal office jaldi jaana hai

Enthu nahin hai

Itni dur…kaun aayega

Fear of Hangover/Getting up next day on time

R u kidding??.Refer the point above

Always

Reason for drinking

Reason..huh!!!!

Stress (Weekdays)/Relief (Weekend)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is so true. I can almost see this infront of my eyes. Add one more parameter ... Marginal Utility :-) ... Pre-MBA no. of drinks to get you happy = 2-3 .. Post-MBA no. of drinks to get you happy = 5-6 :-)

Awesome post man! Something close to my heart!!

Anonymous said...

This is so true. I can almost see this infront of my eyes. Add one more parameter ... Marginal Utility :-) ... Pre-MBA no. of drinks to get you happy = 2-3 .. Post-MBA no. of drinks to get you happy = 5-6 :-)

Awesome post man! Something close to my heart!!

Unknown said...

uh-oh. Lagta hain do baar submit kar diya :-p

SSJ said...

khem....u are too good at these things...:-D...hilarious:-))
btw..i thot u were off drinks??? ya hamesha ki tarah sirf beer piraha hai;-)