Parameter | Then- (MBA Days) | Now- (Bby Days) |
Drink | Fosters/Kingfisher | Fosters/Kingfisher |
Tastes Like | Heineken/Corona | Foster/Kingfisher…what else?? |
In the company of | Friends, starts from 2-3, goes up-to 10-15 | Occasionally friends (starts with 3-4, ends with 1-2), acquaintances, clients, and colleagues (yawn….) |
Presence of Females (with you, duffer) | Non Existent | Non Existent and more so eying hot females around makes u feel all the more shitty. |
Location | Open air (outside mess/terrace) beneath starry skies | Cramped pubs/apartments |
Frequency of drinking | Mathematically, frequency cannot exist in a continuous function | Strictly weekends or if the client is not a pain in the wrong place, occasionally on weekdays |
Topic of discussion | Outlandish bizarre conversation | Crib (boss, bonus, colleagues, job, etc etc) OR ELSE Aur batao..kya chal raha hai? |
Typical response to “Chal, ek ek marte hain” | Any time boss | Sorry yaar: Biwi ghar pe hai Bahut Kaam hai Kal office jaldi jaana hai Enthu nahin hai Itni dur…kaun aayega |
Fear of Hangover/Getting up next day on time | R u kidding??.Refer the point above | Always |
Reason for drinking | Reason..huh!!!! | Stress (Weekdays)/Relief (Weekend) |
Friday, May 18, 2007
Top 10 reasons why ur drink doesnt taste so good nowadys!!!
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4 comments:
This is so true. I can almost see this infront of my eyes. Add one more parameter ... Marginal Utility :-) ... Pre-MBA no. of drinks to get you happy = 2-3 .. Post-MBA no. of drinks to get you happy = 5-6 :-)
Awesome post man! Something close to my heart!!
This is so true. I can almost see this infront of my eyes. Add one more parameter ... Marginal Utility :-) ... Pre-MBA no. of drinks to get you happy = 2-3 .. Post-MBA no. of drinks to get you happy = 5-6 :-)
Awesome post man! Something close to my heart!!
uh-oh. Lagta hain do baar submit kar diya :-p
khem....u are too good at these things...:-D...hilarious:-))
btw..i thot u were off drinks??? ya hamesha ki tarah sirf beer piraha hai;-)
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