Monday, June 18, 2007

Bombay Rains: A Swot Analysis

Strengths · Provides the perfect setting to listen to awesome songs: o Sad-“Crying in the Rain” o Melancholy-“Lagi Aaj saawan ki” o Lukha-“Mujhe barsaat mai pi lene do” · The reason to finish that last few remaining pegs in the bottle of a Bourbon/Single Malt. · Perfect time to enjoy home made samosas/bhajias with garam chai. · What better excuse than rains to cuddle with your loved ones (lucky few) · Khandala/Lonavala…. Weaknesses · Screws up your life big time if you get stuck in office. · Screws up even more if you get stuck in traffic with rains pouring · Even worse: u waiting for a cab/auto and vehicles generously splashing all the dirty water on u. · More: you wearing a suit and going to a party/meeting · Water logging and all the associated pain Opportunities · You in a car/with an umbrella, being able to hide your starved of (u know what) countenance and a girl asking for lift. · Wake up late, feel grumpy (aaj office bunk marte hain) and call office,” Boss, the streets are a la River Brahmaputra…I am really missing work but nature prevents me from coming”. Threats · Diseases-dengue/malaria…. · Confinement to your house and not having anything to do (forget a babe to cuddle up with) · You being in office and your junior using the opportunity mentioned herein with you getting screwed in the process.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ye god level tha!! I concur :-).