Yo Man..cool music!!!!

Its not as if I am an expert in music or human behaviour....as a matter of fact i dont think i am an expert at any thing but being a consultant by profession, i can take the liberty to voice my opinion I have organized a couple of parties, wether it be a full fledged party like the one i did in Iris-2004 or a more apparently suede focussed event like the Rock Nite at IIM Indore or the more recurring and less demanding parties at my room in the hostel and now at my apartment...and the behaviour of ppl is really hilarious and interesting...to say the least.. I have seen so many ppl who speak something like this.. Hey Dude, did u check out the way Morrison fell on the floor while performing Break on to the other side.....Damn!! it was so neat.....or stuff like... Yuck!!! How can u listen to Kajra re...its so lewd.... And u can check out.....Break on to the other side would be the only number from Doors they wld have listened and when they are alone, they are the first one to ogle at Aishwarya doing what she does to send mankind's libido soaring!!!! And its even stranger when ppl are with strangers, collegues, women or bosses...Courtesy their half backed knowledge or their pretence of expertise which steams from 10 mins of googling or one session with someone really knowledgeable, they will blurt out lines after lines..especially on issues like...lyrics of a particular song...how someone died or lived...the background in which a particular song was composed or even better..some different version of the song which they would have heard and assume they are the only one....God!!!! things ppl do to impress others.I know a particular guy who once told me.. Yaar its simple...if the other guy is knowledgable and if i dont sound like this, he will think...This guy got no taste...and if the guy is actually tasteless and if i speak a line or two about Music..he'll think...Wow, what a taste.........Talk of Justification... I really love Toto's in Bandra and sitting there, its so amazing there to see people start jumping (trust me...a look at them and u r convinced that we indeed are descendents of apes) the moment a new song starts and blurting typical lines like...Wow!!! i luv this song....Nice DJ ... and quoting one of the few remotely resembling songs they would have ever heard only to find out the song is indeed a different one...and then comes the defence...Damn!! How could i not recognise this....Shit...this is blashphemy...This alcohol na, its bad... Its really hillarious..... Anyway...i m going now to listen to one of my fav...Bappi Lahiri!!!..